Health hacks, rated: what has merit and what doesn't.
Every popular intervention gets the same treatment — the claim as stated, the quality of the evidence behind it, the size of the effect, the risk, and a plain verdict. No sponsorships, no affiliate links.
Evidence quality
Study design, replication, blinding, and independence of funding.
Effect size
Does the benefit change an outcome that matters, or only a surrogate marker?
Risk & cost
Physical risk, financial cost, and opportunity cost against higher-yield basics.
MeritPartial meritOverstatedNo merit
Zone 2 cardio
Claim: Low-intensity steady-state training improves metabolic and cardiovascular health.
Merit
GradeA−
9/10 merit
Evidence
Large observational cohorts plus decades of exercise-physiology trials.
Effect size
Large — aerobic capacity is among the strongest predictors of all-cause mortality.
Risk
Very low.
The dose matters more than the label. Total weekly volume drives the benefit, not the branding.
Resistance training 2–4×/week
Claim: Preserves muscle, bone density, insulin sensitivity, and function with age.
Merit
GradeA
10/10 merit
Evidence
Consistent randomized trials across age groups, including adults over 70.
Effect size
Large — strength and lean mass independently track with longevity and independence.
Risk
Low with competent progression.
Closest thing to a universal intervention in this entire list.
Sleep regularity (fixed wake time)
Claim: Consistent sleep-wake timing improves metabolic and cognitive outcomes.
Merit
GradeB+
8/10 merit
Evidence
Strong cohort data; regularity may predict mortality better than duration alone.
Effect size
Moderate to large, and compounding.
Risk
None.
Unsexy, free, and higher-yield than most supplements people buy instead.
Creatine monohydrate
Claim: Improves strength output and possibly cognition.
Merit
GradeA−
9/10 merit
Evidence
Hundreds of randomized trials; one of the best-characterized supplements available.
Effect size
Moderate for performance; smaller and less certain for cognition.
Risk
Low. Monitor if kidney disease is present.
Monohydrate at 3–5 g/day. The premium forms add cost, not effect.
Reasonable dermatologic evidence; systemic and recovery claims are thin.
Effect size
Small and site-specific.
Risk
Low.
Skin outcomes are the defensible claim. Whole-body metabolic claims outrun the data.
Grounding / earthing mats
Claim: Contact with the earth reduces inflammation and improves sleep.
No merit
GradeD
1/10 merit
Evidence
A handful of tiny unblinded studies, several by parties with commercial interest.
Effect size
Not demonstrated beyond placebo.
Risk
Financial.
Walking outdoors barefoot is pleasant. The mechanism as marketed is not supported.
Alkaline water
Claim: Neutralizes body acidity and prevents disease.
No merit
GradeD−
1/10 merit
Evidence
Contradicted by basic physiology — blood pH is tightly regulated.
Effect size
None.
Risk
Financial.
Hydration matters. The pH of the water does not.
Continuous glucose monitoring in non-diabetics
Claim: Reveals personalized food responses and optimizes metabolism.
Partial merit
GradeC+
5/10 merit
Evidence
Interesting mechanistic and personalization data; outcome trials in healthy adults are absent.
Effect size
Unclear. Behavior change is the plausible pathway.
Risk
Low physically; meaningful risk of food anxiety and over-interpretation.
Best used as a short diagnostic experiment with interpretation, not as a permanent scoreboard.
Detox teas & cleanses
Claim: Removes accumulated toxins.
No merit
GradeF
0/10 merit
Evidence
No credible trials; named toxins are rarely specified.
Effect size
None. Weight change is water and stool volume.
Risk
Real — electrolyte disturbance, laxative dependence, hepatotoxic botanicals.
The liver and kidneys already do this. This is the one category we ask readers to simply avoid.
Ratings reflect the state of the published literature as our editors read it and are revised as new evidence appears. This page is educational and is not medical advice. Individual decisions should be made with a qualified clinician.